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    Best Pick-Up Lines!

    I tried this on Facebook a few months back and it was hillarious.

    nothing too dirty please, if its good i just may use it one day.

    "If you were a pirate, would you have you parrot on this shoulder or this one?" (reach over to hold her other shoulder)
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    Me walking up to a girl.... "I can tell you are going to have sex tonight"..

    girl replies smiling....."How do you know that?"

    My reply: "I'm stronger than you."
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    You've been a Bad Girl!

    Now go to MY room!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Pickles View Post
    Me walking up to a girl.... "I can tell you are going to have sex tonight"..

    girl replies smiling....."How do you know that?"

    My reply: "I'm stronger than you."
    Heard Larry The Cable Guy on Sirius this morning say TAG body spray only works if you spray it in the girls eyes and drag her into an alley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweak View Post
    Heard Larry The Cable Guy on Sirius this morning say TAG body spray only works if you spray it in the girls eyes and drag her into an alley.
    it works better than mase. i swear that stuff wasnt meant for the benefit of humans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver500 View Post
    it works better than mase. i swear that stuff wasnt meant for the benefit of humans
    Mace But I'm not sure I'd want either in my eyes!

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    could be like Quagmire and build up an immunity! Gigidy!
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    If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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    "Hi"

    isn't that about all a gal has to say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by msjulie View Post
    "Hi"

    isn't that about all a gal has to say?
    Usually works...lol

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