Updated 1/13/23
If you’re stranded, it sometimes works to turn off the headlights, wipers, & dome lights, leave the hatch closed & the left door latched only 1 click (to avoid “wake-up” signal), wait about 15 minutes for the starter battery to rest, & try again.
If it starts but just won't charge, first try the list at the top of POST #3 below.
If it won't even start, try these 6 tricks. Details in post #5 below:
1. With the car asleep*, unplug the humidity sensor & leave it permanently unplugged until you sell the car.
2. If that doesn't work, make SURE there's at least 11.7V at the battery wires (in case there's a bad connection).
3. If that doesn't work, with the car asleep*, disconnect the negative terminal for 30 seconds, & reconnect. If that doesn't work, try a few minutes or half an hour or a few hours.
4. If that doesn't work, with it asleep*, disconnect the negative, then disconnect the HV, & leave them both disconnected for 30+ hours, then reconnect the HV** then reconnect the 12V.
5. If that still doesn't work, clear any error codes with AlfaOBD***, making sure to follow instructions such as turning the key from "stop" JUST to "mar" before connecting OBD, so it doesn't think the "engine" is on like it would normally be if you turned it to "avv".
6. If even that doesn't work, & there's no "clunk" when you open the left door, check the auto-saved OBD logs to see if the contactors are disabled. Enable the contactors with the $49 lifetime membership to AlfaOBD. Click to enlarge:
* Key off for 2+ minutes during which you don't open OR close either of the doors or the hatch (since any of those movements wake it up). So to disconnect anything, leave at least 1 door open for access.
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Full size version below, since it's JUST as easy to get the last 3 pics wrong, as it is to get them right:
*** Free "demo" version works fine for this, even with just a $16 eBay Konnwei KW902.
If you’re stranded, it sometimes works to turn off the headlights, wipers, & dome lights, leave the hatch closed & the left door latched only 1 click (to avoid “wake-up” signal), wait about 15 minutes for the starter battery to rest, & try again.
If it starts but just won't charge, first try the list at the top of POST #3 below.
If it won't even start, try these 6 tricks. Details in post #5 below:
1. With the car asleep*, unplug the humidity sensor & leave it permanently unplugged until you sell the car.
2. If that doesn't work, make SURE there's at least 11.7V at the battery wires (in case there's a bad connection).
3. If that doesn't work, with the car asleep*, disconnect the negative terminal for 30 seconds, & reconnect. If that doesn't work, try a few minutes or half an hour or a few hours.
4. If that doesn't work, with it asleep*, disconnect the negative, then disconnect the HV, & leave them both disconnected for 30+ hours, then reconnect the HV** then reconnect the 12V.
5. If that still doesn't work, clear any error codes with AlfaOBD***, making sure to follow instructions such as turning the key from "stop" JUST to "mar" before connecting OBD, so it doesn't think the "engine" is on like it would normally be if you turned it to "avv".
6. If even that doesn't work, & there's no "clunk" when you open the left door, check the auto-saved OBD logs to see if the contactors are disabled. Enable the contactors with the $49 lifetime membership to AlfaOBD. Click to enlarge:


* Key off for 2+ minutes during which you don't open OR close either of the doors or the hatch (since any of those movements wake it up). So to disconnect anything, leave at least 1 door open for access.
**

Full size version below, since it's JUST as easy to get the last 3 pics wrong, as it is to get them right:
*** Free "demo" version works fine for this, even with just a $16 eBay Konnwei KW902.